The title doesn’t even do the story justice. So, we hope you read beyond this point, because this one is a doozy!
Guy Raynak, a 44-year-old science teacher at Shanks Middle School, in Quincy, Fla., took his lunch break to a whole other level.
Raynak apparently decided he’d pop a Xanax, do some cocaine and even meth, then passed out at a local Burger King.
He was taken to the hospital by ambulance, where he woke up in the hospital, erratically pulled all of his items out of his duffel bag and spread the contents across the floor, exposed himself to a nurse and then began masturbating. The bizarre behavior culminated with him urinating all over himself and then Army-style crawling across the exam room floor.
Deputies found a sunglasses case on him, containing two torch lighters, a rubber ring, and a bag with 25 Xanax and cocaine.
The man responsible for molding young minds into future scholars was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance without prescription.
He posted his $2,500 bond and was released from jail.
Needless to say, he’s currently on administrative leave from school.
Authorities in Bell, Fla., are saying 49-year-old Alex Bonilla is in custody after holding his wife’s lover at gunpoint, cutting off his penis and fleeing the scene with said member.
That’s right, Bonilla broke into his neighbor’s home, tied him up and mutilated his genitals with a pair of scissors. As we all collectively cross our legs and cringe, let’s dive into whether there was a good reason for what are currently being tabbed as charges of aggravated assault.
Motive is still currently under investigation, but it was previously reported in an arrest report in May, that Bonilla caught his wife and the victim having sex.
The weirdest part about this whole story is that Bonilla took the detached dong back to his house across the street!
The victim is currently hospitalized, but it was not reported on the whereabouts of the now flaccid and decrepit wiener.