The title doesn’t even do the story justice. So, we hope you read beyond this point, because this one is a doozy!
Guy Raynak, a 44-year-old science teacher at Shanks Middle School, in Quincy, Fla., took his lunch break to a whole other level.
Raynak apparently decided he’d pop a Xanax, do some cocaine and even meth, then passed out at a local Burger King.
He was taken to the hospital by ambulance, where he woke up in the hospital, erratically pulled all of his items out of his duffel bag and spread the contents across the floor, exposed himself to a nurse and then began masturbating. The bizarre behavior culminated with him urinating all over himself and then Army-style crawling across the exam room floor.
Deputies found a sunglasses case on him, containing two torch lighters, a rubber ring, and a bag with 25 Xanax and cocaine.
The man responsible for molding young minds into future scholars was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance without prescription.
He posted his $2,500 bond and was released from jail.
Needless to say, he’s currently on administrative leave from school.