Woman, Following Split with Boyfriend, Drives Through Assisted-Living Home

A 19-year-old Yesnia Guzman, a Tallahassee native, was visiting her now ex-boyfriend in Baton Rouge, when she broke-up with him and then crashed her car into a senior citizen home.

Guzman smashed into two other cars as she peeled back out of the parking spot at her ex’s home, which caused her to go nearly straight through the assisted-living home. She also hit two beds where people were sleeping.

The teenage mother also had her two children in the car, neither were hurt.

No injuries were reported as all inhabitants were sleeping, however, Guzman was charged with: hit and run, felony child endangerment and reckless driving.

She remained in Parish Jail overnight and no bond has been announced.


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Florida Feels: Man Drops 260 lbs Ahead of Running First Full Marathon

Florida bro Chris Hasty was motivated in not dying in the next 5-10 years, so he decided to drop more than 260 lbs, down from nearly 500 lbs, in anticipation of running his first full Disney Marathon.

Now, you can find him at one of two places, the gym or running the hills of Clermont. He didn’t stop at a certain number and has kept the journey going. His wife also launched @morbid2marathon on Instagram, so you can track his progress, but was initially started in keeping him accountable.

Hasty was a borderline diabetic with high blood pressure before opting to run in various 5K, 10K and half-marathons with coworkers at South Lake Hospital. Now, he’s up to full marathons and, in January of 2020, will partake in the four-day slate of races as part of Run Disney, which culminates with a full marathon and a total of 48.6 miles.

Hasty currently has a GoFundMe campaign going in hopes of having skin removal surgery, because the loose skin is painful when he runs. You can donate to the cause: HERE.


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Man Arrested for Punching Customer for ‘Taking Too Long’ at Walmart

A 69-year-old Henry Junior Harvey was detained after punching another Walmart shopper in the face for taking too long at the retailer’s self-checkout line recently.

Harvey, along with his wife, had started to become irritated as the line was moving slow. So, in true ‘Florida Man’ fashion, he punched a victim in the head, completed his transaction and went home.

A few hours later, police arrived at Harvey’s house and booked him on first degree misdemeanor charges and was held on $2,500 bond.

The victim did not suffer any serious injuries.


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Drunk Man in Christmas Pajamas Stops to Take a Public Pee at Airport

Some people go to the airport to travel, but in the case of 55-year-old Daniel Wickell, you go to urinate … in public.

Wickell was arrested at the Southwest Florida International Airport. He was booked on public intoxication and indecency charges. An airport employee spotted him at almost 11 am, drunk as a skunk.

He was in the Christmas spirit, however, as Wickell was decked out in a red shirt and holiday-themed pajamas. When officers arrived, he was hunched over on a bench, he had soiled himself and had vomit all over his mouth.

Officers noted that he smelled of both alcohol and urine and, when he gave his ID to police, went on a profanity-laced tirade, as he stumbled and fell into a wall, while avoiding being put in handcuffs.

Wickell was placed in the Lee County Jail on multiple charges, including disorderly intoxication, public urination and resisting arrest.


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Woman Shot in Butt While Breaking into Home

Jessica Gutzler is 40-years-old and still breaks into houses.

That said, Gutzler attempted to enter the home of Robert Lafata recently, in which she engaged in hand-to-hand combat with Lafata, resulting to her getting shot in the rear end.

Turns out, the man used to date one of Gutzler’s friends, so motive much!?

Even after getting shot, Gutzler ran off, but later called 9-1-1 because she needed medical attention.

Deputies found her at an intersection and took her to Lee Memorial Hospital, per trauma alert, where she was treated and then booked by the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

Gutzler faces multiple charges, including burglary and assault, and will have a cool butt story to tell her fellow inmates as well.


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Nude Man Roams Warehouse, Breaks Stuff, Takes a Shower

Despite the fact that there is video surveillance proving otherwise, Joseph Michael Bieniek, 24-years-old, pleaded not guilty to a butt naked felony.

Bieniek caused about $1,000 in damage to a plumbing business, United Plumbing, in Lee County. When police arrived, he was naked and holding the hammer he used to smash stuff with.

Video shows him entering the company with a forklift, using it to blast through the fence, then he enters and starts dropping clothes. He then started smashing stuff up and then entered the bathroom, where he took a shower.

When cops arrived, he proclaimed, ‘I swear to God, I was in the bathroom just taking a shit!’

He faces five charges: two counts burglary, property damage, resisting arrest and larceny. He’s in the join on almost $27,000 bond.


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Teen Steals Money From Parents to Hire Someone to Kill Them

A 17-year-old Alyssa Hatcher is a psycho and does not have a bright future.

Hatcher stole her parents’ debit card and first withdrew $100 to buy cocaine. Then she took out $400 to hire someone to kill them. Since she clearly has never seen any kind of hitman movie, she didn’t know that offer is a joke. So, she then took out another $900 to try for a second killer.

Psycho and naive.

She was also in cahoots with her boyfriend, who she also gave money to for presumably being a great influence. Said boyfriend also was quick to throw her under the bus when investigations started, stating he saw her go into ‘known drug houses’.

She has been charged with criminal solicitation for murder and resided in Lake County Jail, before being turned over to where she currently resides, in the Department of Juvenile Justice.

Her parents remain unharmed, but needless to say, probably not too proud of what they created in this budding lunatic.


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Woman Steals $8K From GFM Campaign for Little Girl Who Died

Amanda Strickland, the next-door neighbor to 8-year-old Mariah Weinman, who died when a tree fell on her house during a tornado, is an absolute fiend.

Strickland, who actually launched the GoFundMe campaign to ‘help’ the family, linked it to her personal bank account. It raised more than $14,000 in the first week, of which she paid $13,000 to the family.

That’s nice, right? Maybe. However, she never ended the campaign and continued to garner donations. The total amount pulled in was roughly $21,000, of which she kept the difference.

She was arrested and resides currently in the Leon County Detention Facility on charges of failure to apply contributions in a manner substantially consistent with the solicitation.

She made her $1,000 bond and awaits a court date.


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Florida Feels: Dad Risks Life to Save Daughter

The body of Thomas Zakrewski, a 46-years-old hero, was found in the Gulf of Mexico after he sacrificed himself to save his 8-year-old daughter.

The Georgia native jumped into a dangerous rip current to hand his daughter off to their mother before being swept under to drown to death. The family had been walking along a sandbar in Upper Captiva Island (Fort Myers).

The wife had also jumped into the water to save their daughter, but the father passed the child to her before succumbing to the tides.

He is survived by the daughter and his wife.

You can contribute to the family fundraiser for his daughters, HERE.


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