Tyler Dearden, 22-years-old, must have really needed golf balls, because he recently wandered onto a golf course and beat an elderly man to get his bucket.
Dearden came to the course with the purpose of stealing balls and, as he was collecting them, was told by a golfer to ‘not do that’. He then walked up to the elderly man, stating he wanted to apologize, and then punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground.
The senior citizen suffered bruises, cuts and a broken rib. Stitches were also required.
Dearden was jailed on $10,000 bond and charged with aggravated battery on a person 65 years or older.
Dearden told police he was defending himself because the man pointed his club in his face.
A 31-year-old Miami native, Jeremy Brown, took ‘Florida Man’ on the road recently and now faces up to five years in federal prison for stealing mail, including checks, out of the mailbox of a professional baseball player.
The unnamed ball player witnessed the man, in his Ford Mustang, stop off and take mail out of both his and his parent’s mailboxes. The incident(s) were also captured on personal security footage.
He then informed his mail carrier and then parked his car in the neighbor’s driveway the next day, by means of catching him, which he did.
Brown returned in the same car, but this time was met by the homeowner, who phoned police, but also held the suspect at gunpoint till they arrived.
Brown admitted to stealing mail, which included a $1,041 check, two different checks for $15,555.02 and another for $700.
Brown was found guilty on one count of theft by mail, therefore faces a maximum of five years, three years of supervised release and a $250,000 fine. He was also denied parole, since it’s not offered in federal court.
A 20-year-old Bradenton man was (allegedly) awoken on Christmas Eve by a burglar who stopped off to suck on his toes!
You read that correctly.
The man was sound asleep when he started to feel a sensation in his feet. When he awoke, he saw a the man committing the deed. The victim told him that he didn’t have any money, of which he replied, “I’m just here to suck on your toes.”
The bizarre incident then turned physical when the suckee wanted his feet out of the sucker’s mouth. The victim then began to reign blows down on the intruder. He punched him several times in the face, while the man proceeded to reach for the victim’s genitals.
That’s when the victim was informed that the intruder had a gun on him, though it was never seen during the altercation. Unfazed by the warning, the victim continued to beat the man. Wearing down the toe sucker, he managed to get away to call the police, forcing the intruder to flee.
The man then punched out a window and began to jump on top of the victim’s car, cracking the windshield. After all that, he finally took off.
The man is described as a black male, standing just under 6-foot-tall and between the ages of 20-25, with a shaved head.
In addition to the charges of sexual assault, criminal mischief, felony burglary and assault and battery, he also caused over $1,000 in damages to the victim’s property and automobile.
Police are currently gathering DNA evidence to try and locate the man.
The bigot known as 34-year-old Mostafa Hussaini is in loads of trouble for having posted over a dozen hate videos to YouTube, of which he goes by Vam Vima, in stating he was going to ‘burn black people’, hurt military members and kill people from different religious backgrounds.
The videos were enough to catch the eyes of the FBI, which put out a warrant for his arrest as he was spotted and subsequently arrested on the campus of Nova Southeastern University (NSU).
Things started to get serious after the psycho recently posted a threatening video, targeted at Christians, of a still-alive parakeet on fire.
Hussaini is being held without bond and awaiting trial.
A 28-year-old Melissa Nozile was a woman scorned and, as a result, is now facing attempted murder charges after using her car to run over both her child’s father, as well as his current girlfriend too.
Nozile told police that she quote, “Saw them, but I was in a hurry”.
Reports claimed that she agreed to meet the father at the usual pickup spot for the child. The victims were walking to the intersection, when she started following them alongside. When Nozile demanded he get in the car, without the girlfriend, and he ignored the requests, she decided to road rage the two of them.
When the two passed in front of the car, Nozile started to rev the engine. She then put it in drive, knocking into both as they fell to the ground and ran over them.
The man suffered from abrasions and lacerations to his head, while his ear had to be reattached in surgery, while she also suffered from head injuries, including lacerations and road rash on her wrist and arms.
Nozile was booked on nearly $18,000 bond and faces two counts of attempted second-degree murder.