Despite the fact that there is video surveillance proving otherwise, Joseph Michael Bieniek, 24-years-old, pleaded not guilty to a butt naked felony.
Bieniek caused about $1,000 in damage to a plumbing business, United Plumbing, in Lee County. When police arrived, he was naked and holding the hammer he used to smash stuff with.
Video shows him entering the company with a forklift, using it to blast through the fence, then he enters and starts dropping clothes. He then started smashing stuff up and then entered the bathroom, where he took a shower.
When cops arrived, he proclaimed, ‘I swear to God, I was in the bathroom just taking a shit!’
He faces five charges: two counts burglary, property damage, resisting arrest and larceny. He’s in the join on almost $27,000 bond.